We need children to relieve us from the boredom of being adults.

The only time children are seen but not heard is when they are asleep.

A child a day keeps leisure at bay.

The timeout was invented to discipline children and reward parents.

A child should always say what’s cute, and laugh when she is tickled too.

Spare the dad, spoil the child – be nice to the mom too.

If you want to find lost children, kittens, refugees or troglodytes look under blankets, go in small caves, lift tent flaps or scour empty cardboard boxes.

To reject a child is to reject oneself; to harm a child is to obliterate oneself.

The defining glory of a great civilization is a story, a reader, a comfortable couch, a warm light and a curious child.

To love a child is to love yourself.

Children heal us of adulthood.

The most effective cure for adulthood is childhood.

Children know the truth until we teach them otherwise.

The common cold could be entirely irradicated if we got rid of children.

We are never not children.