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The most effective cure for adulthood is childhood.

People who can live without children shouldn’t.

Children mostly know the truth until we teach them otherwise.

The common cold could be entirely irradicated if we got rid of children.

The chief advantage of having a child  today is in having someone around to add apps to your smart phone, refine the security settting on your facebook account and replace your computer’s hard drive.  

The advantage in educating our children is found in our children growing up and educating us.

Bacteria loves a child.

Whoever saves a child saves themselves.

To abuse a child is to abuse ones own soul more.

Every adult recovering from an early abandonment wishes they could have been there for themselves as a child.

Being an adult means being a guide to the child inside of you.

We must mix our early memories with our later wisdom to understand our early childhoods.

Anyone who helps a child, inherits a kingdom.

Children spend our money, give us diseases and eat our food, and because we don’t think much about this, we know we love them.

If you really want to help a child, then teach the child’s parent to help them.

We mostly are what what we have already been.

We are never not children.

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We have children to relieve us of the boredom of being adults.

Spare the dad, spoil the child –  be nice to the mom too.

The only time children are seen but not heard is when they are asleep.

A child a day keeps leisure at bay.

The timeout was invented to reward parents and occassionally discipline children.

A child should always say what’s cute, and laugh when she is tickled too.

You can usually identify the newborn. She’s the youngest person  in the room  who is in charge.

Daycare centers are the primary cause of three modern ills  – the common cold, the whinning preschooler and the impoverished teacher.

If you want to find lost children, kittens, refugees  or troglodytes then look under blankets, go in small caves, lift tent flaps or scour empty cardboard boxes.  

To reject a child is to reject oneself; to harm a child is to obliterate oneself.

The defining glory of a great civilization is a storybook, a reader, a comfortable couch, a  warm light and a curious child.

Children heal us of adulthood.

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