I make it a rule never to let my happiness interfere with a good sulk.

I  really enjoy being unhappy; it’s how I feel just before I am happy again.

Men are happy when women are doing things for them; women are happy when men are helping them do those things.

I’d rather laugh like an idiot than despair like a genius.

Happiness is overrated; the real  fun is in being goofy, silly and totally around the bend.

I enjoy it when people compliment me, but when I compliment myself, I enjoy it even more.

Like a red tail hawk bathing in a bird bath, so happiness surprises us in unexpected places.

Happiness is found in what I think, not in what happens to me.

Happiness is in what happens inside of me on the way home from making someone else happy.

Having something to do makes one happy; having someone to do it with makes one even happier.

I am happy that all the unhappy things I thought would happen didn’t.

Always take along food in case of unhappiness, and take extra in case you meet unhappy people.