Archive for the ‘murder’ Category

Whenever someone starts loving me to death, I begin to long to be ignored.

Words rise up and murder the reputations of those who misuse them.

Doing nothing for too long will assassinate doing anything forever.

Murder solves problems while creating other various and sundry nuisances.

Murder works, but what on earth does one do with the bodies?

Before shooting someone x-ray them, you may not need bother.

All it takes to entertain Americans is a detective, a murder and a free evening.

Without murder, TV would have to pull its own plug.

Murder is among civilization’s most enduring and popular past times.

Hickory, dickory, dock — murder runs down our clock.

Mass murder morphs out of a massive storm-sea of rage.

Hate thy surname is genocide.

Even a man who is pure in heart, and says his prayers at night, may become a homicide when a 45 booms and the moon is out of sight.

In the end, the murder of murder will be the world’s final murder.

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