Live quietly; leave a loud legacy.
Bury the dead; keep their stories alive.
Live in such a way that you leave behind an entertaining funeral.
Love helps heal life; ceremonies help mend death.
A funeral, a microphone, verbosity — it’s a modern repeat of Thermopylae.
Love your family; craft an inspiring funeral.
Treat your children in such a way that they don’t hate each other at your funeral.
Facelifts, implants and wigs don’t ward off death; they just make the corpses weirder.
Eulogies are all the good stuff, nothing bad; how odd when the only criteria to be invited is to know otherwise.
All it takes to ignite a vicious family funeral is for one wealthy member to die.
Funerals seem to draw a disproportionate number of folks who appear to have been already been buried.
Modern Thought Proverbs, Aphorisms and Epigrams 