Archive for the ‘parents’ Category

Mom:Stretch marks the spot.

Spare the dad, spoil the child and be nice to the mom too.

Have children; keep playing with toys.

When the baby walks, the parents run.

A laugh a day is a parent’s Bengay.

Whining a pathogen, children vectors, parents hosts.

God made children cute for their own protection.

All parents should tally diaper changes — payback.

Every parent is grateful to whoever wired adolescence for obsolescence.

Parenting is the magic trick that turns rules into values.

Parenting is alchemy — base “no’s” into a precious” yes’s.”

Schools were invented by tired parents.

The ultimate goal of parents is not to nuture their children; it is to get them to move out.

Role reversal is payback.