To antithesis is human, to simile divine, to metaphor angelic, metonymy a shrine.
Amplification is a confectionery — rhetorical ice cream, sematic cherry.
Under Queen Synecdoche humans are derrièrecdoche.
Conjure a seduction tonic; fashion it hyperbatonic.
Analogy is the little mouse who rules the mighty lion’s house.
Utter the fancy dancy, fancy prancy epizeuxistic stutter — it’s schmancy.
Aposiopesis leaves it to the imagination to …
Slam, bam, pow, pop, fizz — onomatopoeia is show biz.
Litotes is the word assassin who understabs his hapless victim.
Smitten written chiastically, chiastically written smittenly.
She calmly talked him off the ledge — epistrophe, epistrophe, epistrophe — from the edge.
Zeugma flirts, prozeugma courts, diazeugma chorts, hypozeugma warts — then all mort, bort and cavort out the modern quartzy doortz.
To anaphora, or not to anaphora — that is the anaphora.
Ton-like lies the noun that wears the hyperbolic crown.
Modern Thought Proverbs, Aphorisms and Epigrams 