Smacko, whacko little heart, I wonder why you fall apart.
Jill be nimble, slick, sick, snick; Jill flipped over the social stick.
A hubby, a wifey, some kissy some strifey.
Modern Miss Muffet pulls the strings of the puppet.
One, two, familial goo; three, four, clean up the gore.
Old mother bubby gobbled her hubby, babies aflubby, some stubby, some tubby.
Primo-mojo-hero-Nero climbed the family’s spout; up went his ego and knocked his brothers out.
Baa, baa, black sheep, have you lost some soul; yes sir, yes ma’am, three rejections full.
Humpty’s mumpty bobbled a ball, married a alchy, had a bad fall.
Lady bug, lady bug fly away work; it’s money or honey or stuck with a jerk.
Jack Flat will eat no fat; his wife eats green and lean; he will live 100 years unless he makes a scene.
Modern Thought Proverbs, Aphorisms and Epigrams 