People — cat matresses.
Dogs fetch, cats watch.
Cats — a man’s best neglectful friend.
Chat noir; haute couture.
Free food, free housing, no chores and a litter box you don’t clean — we keep cats around to remind us of what the good life looks like.
Cat remind us that life is soft, warm and contains the possibility of a purr.
Cats are high-born — our royal fur-ness.
The wisest cat and the smartest mouse have abandoned the jungle to live in the house.
We love in cats what we love in ourselves — independence, superiority and somnolence.
The similarity between cats and humans is that both are born blind; the difference is that cats fairly quickly gain their sight.
Cats are animals of our kind; they love a floor, a food, a find.
We pet our cats to sooth ourselves.
A string, a paper shopping bag and a cat — affordable family entertainment.
Modern Thought Proverbs, Aphorisms and Epigrams 