Never discount wit; give it away for free.
Holy, holy, holy — is the highest dollery.
Wit is ephemeral; fortunately, so is dullness.
Bore your enemies with silence; save witticisms for your friends.
Veteran wits verb with soft bits.
Today’s touché; tomorrow’s cliche.
Wit’s a drilling tool; bore the ghoul, drill the fool.
The obstetrician is afforded the finest opportunity for wit, and the mortician.
The only thing better than a good party is a good repartee.
The best wit gets the best side split.
Wit requires a little bit.
Wilde, Churchill and Gabor were all blessed with a little more.
Modern Thought Proverbs, Aphorisms and Epigrams 