The best reason to go to church is for the sake of everyone else.
The cure for church is laughter; there is no cure for laughter.
Hypocrites are not people who go to church and fail, but people who hate the church for failing in the same ways that they do.
A church is a place where people unworthy of heaven love people who feel unworthy of earth.
If your mind is your church, you’ll attend alone.
Imperfect church is God’s imperfect means of perfecting imperfect people.
A church is a family — brace yourself.
Nature makes a great temple for those who want animal sacrifice as part of the worship service.
Comedy is for those who laugh, tragedy for those who cry and church is for those who are willing for their cry to become a laugh.
Heaven will begin with a long silence; this will be to heal us from church.
Modern Thought Proverbs, Aphorisms and Epigrams 