Archive for the ‘clothing’ Category

The invention of the collar raised the confidence of civilization.

Where mini-skirts are popular, traffic slows.

America wears out its exercise clothing washing it.

The purpose of aging is keep nudity from becoming popular.

Clothes cover a multitude of gastronomical sins.

The zipper is to be thanked for tight jeans.

The beach is one of the few places you can walk around in colored underwear and not be arrested.

Before buttons, zippers, hooks and snaps, the world was ruled by belts.

God made clothes so it would be easier to love each other.

Nothing says tacky like airport wear.

Clothes make the fun.

The uniform serves the world.

Clothes unmake the man.

Reductive is most seductive.