Marriage is an uncertainty; love is a warranty.
Permanence is the misconception our warranties disabused us of.
A warranty is an up-sell; it was created to compensate for a downgrade.
Check the fine print for the time share; it reads that buyers should all beware.
On earth humans need warranties; in heaven they will need some serious relief from perfection.
Caveat emptor is at wisdom’s center.
Dishonesty invented the contract; cheap stuff mandated the warranty.
God created life-generating water, warming sun and cooling wind; this necessitated warranting everything else!
The amazing human race invented the great civilization we live in — so buy warranties.
A warranty is our assurance that our purchases were designed to break.
Since dishonesty is the market policy, a warranty is the best commodity.
Modern Thought Proverbs, Aphorisms and Epigrams 