A mix of toilets and guests can become awkward — especially when plungers get involved.
“What?” takes on new and terrifying implications — the third time you must say it.
“Reply all” may precede a great fall.
Sex can be awkward; therein lies one of its chief charms.
We all fall down; at our best we lay there and laugh.
The best cure for awkwardness is laughter.
If you are the hero of your life, misdirect; if you are the goat, lie shamelessly.
You know you’ve arrived — but you won’t be sure where — when you look for your keys and find them in your hair.
Sneezing can be awkward — particularly the part when you are flicking a wad of snot off your neighbor’s shoulder.
Flatulence is funny; until it’s accompanied by what isn’t.
Love your awkwardness as your self.
Modern Thought Proverbs, Aphorisms and Epigrams 