Historians are switchative, subjunctive to indicative.
History depletes itself.
History is always on the side of the spinners.
His story; her gory.
Governments crush; none blush.
Hagiography, bragiography.
History tutors beginnings, dominates middles and crushes ends.
History turns a million motives into one story.
Winners write history; losers read it.
Behavior becomes history.
Every history is revisionist; every historian is an excisionist.
I have an imaginary friend; I found him in a history book.