Off to college and off to class gives a girl health, wealth and sass.
What you don’t know can’t protect you.
School or drool.
A cognitive boot can teach an old coot a new hoot.
The value of modern education is that it affords the opportunity to master the fine art of procrastination.
Research papers were invented to punish teachers.
Exams test for knowledge; life tests for wisdom.
Schools train the mind; relationships train the heart.
Snobbery is just rudeness with a college education.
Modern Thought Proverbs, Aphorisms and Epigrams 