Secrecy is snod and goo; honesty the zim, zam, zoo.
Mockify, scornificate but not when you are tête à tête.
One duff in your own cuff is worth two tuffs in someone else’s schmuff.
The summo-bonisto is the endo-con-entro of the ampho-de-electro.
There is no new bim, bam, bum underneath the sin, san, sun.
Beware the Jabberwock that talks with xauk, qauk, schmauk.
Ra is Jah, ha-fa-la and dah-dee-dah.
Distinctio-bufrificate before you date and crate a mate.
To cow a haughty brow or lowly sow is never papa-om-mow-mow.
Magic is poof, schmoof and goof the doof.
If snikted, forgikte.
Neologisms are just leggophemes snapped together with lingooftic syllomooftics.
Modern Thought Proverbs, Aphorisms and Epigrams 