Poop is funny; more poop is funnier.
We aren’t as superior as we imagine; the ants had toilets before us.
Eat, poop, pray.
First we had dirt holes, then we had septic tanks; now we have congress.
The mouth is a fresh stream of clear water — or a sewer line.
We relieve one end in private, spew from the other in public.
Poop matters; so does it’s absence.
Talk poop to others if you want, but be prepared to have to change your clothes.
The chief reasons not to own a dog are hot, soft and steamy.
Life is a pile of poop, and a mountain of adventure and beauty.
Poop is the great human equalizer; even the beautiful and powerful squat and stink.
Modern Thought Proverbs, Aphorisms and Epigrams 