The second human required the first lawsuit.
Succeed, then hire lawyers.
The best bargains are found just outside the worst courts.
Abort, abort — the judge doth snort.
All creativity ends in a lawsuit.
The law created the suit.
The suit gets the suite.
If you go to court, you’ll buy a suit.
The one with the most lawsuits wins.
Drag it out; chalk it up.
An incident is a grocery store; a lawsuit is a shopping cart.
The loot is moot in a just lawsuit.
Modern Thought Proverbs, Aphorisms and Epigrams 