Archive for the ‘networking’ Category

Once we had friends, now we have networks.

Networking is best achieved by not working.

Networks increase net worth.

To social network is skillful fret work.

Network to find a wife; unhook to keep her.

Beset to get the net mindset.

Social networking is a form of bragging — and nagging.

Networks promote shirking, also lurking, twerking and berserking.

To mingle web-mix, to tingle net-nix.

Hits are not friends; likes are not achievements.