Pray — then be okay with “Hey.”
Pray paddling; sooth the rattling.
Prayer is not to change God’s mind; it’s to change ours.
Prayer isn’t assignment; it’s alignment.
Prayer isn’t asking; it’s cheering.
Our best prayers confess our worst errors.
Praying “Wow!” bests the formal bow and cow.
Prayer for an enemy is peace for ourselves.
We get a deal when we sit still.
We pray on our knees only after life has kicked our feet out from under us.
God is not a prudish stance; God knows how to sing and dance.
As a cat purrs on a lap, so a psyche purrs near to God.
God has lower standards than us; he accepts what we reject.
God’s dreams include extremes.
God isn’t found in rules, big buildings, judgmental fools.
God has a penchant for astonishment.
God is always, ever present, except in our awareness, rent.
God’s neurotoxin for failure is mercy.
God is deep and God is broad, far beyond religious mod.
God loves the nod and the bod; he is not the church vice-squad.
God always exceeds our conception of him.
Modern Thought Proverbs, Aphorisms and Epigrams 