A good TV show is an easy chair to a tired mind.

A child without a TV is like a horse without a tennis racket.

When the TV is talking, the family isn’t.

As a vampire lives on blood, so televisions live on juicy stories.

Documentary TV is a plane ticket to another’s world.

Reality is to TV as paper is to shredder.

The TV invented the refrigerator, also the vegetable and the potato.

The ancient Greeks had gods, the modern world has TV.

TV cameras seem to only work on funny, witty and beautiful people.

The smart phone swallowed the computer and the TV; next it will inhale the wallet.

If you don’t turn off the TV, the scenery will never change.

To cure a flat screen take one natural scene, with water.

TV is the antidote for an overdose of reality.

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