The best aphrodisiac is loyalty!

The moral scold at night is cold.

Sex sells, but if you’re married it’s free  — sort of.

Sex wasn’t God’s idea; it was God’s inspired break from ideas.

Sex isn’t to be bragged about; it’s to be thankful for.

To thank God for inventing sex we might be moral.

Lust is the loneliest sin.

Sex best second, rings first.

Sexual morality is love that knows how to keep its pants up.

 

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