Girls mastermind their weddings; men mind their wedding’s master.
Bridesmaid’s dresses are designed to ensure there are no ugly brides.
Wedding debt is no safe bet.
Wedlock, load — don’t shoot.
A flower girl is like a drunk; she may or may not make it down the aisle.
At the father-daughter dance laughter and tears sway together.
Loyalty solemnizes marriage.
A wedding dress; girl frosting.
The most beautiful thing at a wedding is a couple in the back who have been married for sixty years.
Waiting for the meal after the wedding is like waiting for the second coming; you know it will come but not the hour or the day.
A we-fell-in-love wedding is as weak as two people; an arranged marriage is as strong as two families.
We marry before the ceremony; we divorce before the paperwork.
A wedding is kindling, marriage blazing fire.