He who dies with the most toys will do the most cleaning up in heaven.

A toy is reality, with no claws.

Play heals us from work and work from a severe case of toys.

Imagination needs no toys.

Every boy would be a toy and every girl would take a twirl.

A stuffed animal becomes a pet, a doll becomes a baby,  and a toy soldier … a statistic.

We fly kites because we long to be birds.

Middle class children and middle class seniors have this in common — excessive toys.

The doll created gender.

The Chinese are Santa’s new elves.

Puzzles are fun, when they are won.

When we can no longer play with toys, we have begun to die.

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