Off to college and off to class gives a girl health, wealth and sass.
What you don’t know can’t protect you.
School or drool.
A cognitive boot can teach an old coot a new hoot.
The value of modern education is that it affords the opportunity to master the fine art of procrastination.
Research papers were invented to punish teachers.
Exams test for knowledge; life tests for wisdom.
Schools train the mind; relationships train the heart.
Snobbery is just rudeness with a college education.
A walk out-truths a talk.
Truth’s feet are in concrete.
Theories open up our minds; stories travel up our spines.
Blindness is the dreaded disability everyone has.
Trust a fable; it’s a cable.
Ruthless is truthless.
Two truths: what everyone is saying, what no one is saying.
Don’t try to make a parable stand on four legs that was made to hop about on one point.
The fool turns the truth to rule.
Truth is slate to those who hate.
A narrow mind slams one door and closes the whole mansion of truth.
A fine bike and a wise answer are sold for the same price.
There are only a few weird questions, lots of weird answers.
Modern Thought Proverbs, Aphorisms and Epigrams 