The invention of the collar raised the self-esteem of civilization.

America wears out its exercise clothing washing it.

The purpose of aging was to keep nudity from becoming popular.

Clothes cover a multitude of gastronomical sins.

The beach is one of the few places you can walk around in colored underwear and not be arrested.

Before buttons, zippers, hooks and snaps, it was harder to keep on our wraps.

God made clothes so it would be easier to love each other.

The fashion most whacky is flying dressed tacky.

Clothes make the fun.

The uniform serves the world.

Clothes unmake the man.

Reductive is most seductive.

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