Wit may prompt a laughing fit, and yet omit truth’s needed hit.

Veracity is the soul of wit — and brevity.

We live by our wit, but we die with no snarky remarks at all.

At wit’s ends find the words of friends.

Sell with euphemisms, buy with witticisms.

Brevity is the sole, heel, vamp, tongue and eyelet of wit — except when it isn’t.

A half-wit beats a whole twit.

A repartee a day keeps wit in play, and a pun amps up the fun.

A household wit has three low muses: bawdy, naughty, and potty.

Wit sunders; love mends blunders.

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