Life’s deals, food heals.
Broccoli is the crown renown.
We should all honor food with silence, for chewing.
Rewards are mostly in heaven — except food.
My body has two galleries, and so I’m counting calories.
Eat as much as you want — under one serving.
To eat well — don’t.
What you eat, you keep.
Gluttony is the deadly sin that murders all the rest.
The invention of children led to the decline of food.
A happy meal makes a sad adult.
Food far from fine is fast.
Cut your food at your own table; cut nothing at your neighbors.
We are what we don’t eat.
The soul’s best entree is silence; its favorite dessert, talk.