The guitar’s “the thang,” hole, wood and twang.
The electric guitar was invented to give the soul teeth.
To be a star takes a guitar — and hair.
The pick is mightier than the pen.
A power chord will cure the bored.
Give a girl a guitar; give a globe a girl.
Emotion gave birth to the guitar; reason raised it.
The human race played with fire for practice, then it played with the electric guitar.
The difference between an electric guitar and a pit bull is gentleness — on the part of the pit bull.
The guitar first assassinated silence, then it tore up the soul.
Humans are all basically chordophones — strings stretched over resonators that vibrate and howl when picked on.
Modern Thought Proverbs, Aphorisms and Epigrams 