The guitar’s “the thang,” hole, wood and twang.

The electric guitar was invented to give the soul teeth.

To be a star takes a guitar — and hair.

The pick is mightier than the pen.

A power chord will cure the bored.

Give a girl a guitar; give a globe a girl.

Emotion gave birth to the guitar; reason raised it.

The human race played with fire for practice, then it played with the electric guitar.

The difference between an electric guitar and a pit bull is gentleness — on the part of the pit bull.

The guitar first assassinated silence, then it tore up the soul.

Humans are all basically chordophones — strings stretched over resonators that vibrate and howl when picked on.

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