C. arabica is the divinus stimulatica.
The gods eat ambrosia, with coffee.
Because God loves us, he gave us sex — so there would be more people to drink coffee with.
Wisdom invented silence; coffee put an end to it.
At the heart of every great city is a superb coffee shop.
We are scholars because the coffee has buzz.
A mad scientist who hated aroma, body, flavor and the human race invented instant coffee.
An equator made a bean; a mountain perfected it.
It’s the Joe that makes us go and the jolt that makes us bolt.
Sheikh Omar may have cured with prayer, but he was cured with coffee.
The Greeks may have invented democracy, but it succeeded because of the spread of coffee.
Modern Thought Proverbs, Aphorisms and Epigrams 