Once we had friends, now we have networks.

Networking is best achieved by not working.

Networks increase net worth.

To social network is skillful fret work.

Network to find a wife; unhook to keep her.

Beset to get the net mindset.

Social networking is a form of bragging — and nagging.

Networks promote shirking, also lurking, twerking and berserking.

To mingle web-mix, to tingle net-nix.

Hits are not friends; likes are not achievements.

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