Once we had friends, now we have networks.
Networking is best achieved by not working.
Networks increase net worth.
To social network is skillful fret work.
Network to find a wife; unhook to keep her.
Beset to get the net mindset.
Social networking is a form of bragging — and nagging.
Networks promote shirking, also lurking, twerking and berserking.
To mingle web-mix, to tingle net-nix.
Hits are not friends; likes are not achievements.
Modern Thought Proverbs, Aphorisms and Epigrams 