All snides aside, grooms praise your brides.
Grooms can swoon — but not too soon.
A good toast is a good roast.
Brides love the dresses; grooms love the tresses.
At the reception, the caterers would do well to follow the model of the groom; take orders from the bride.
Groom the bride; bridle the groom.
The groom gets a wifer, the father a cipher.
For one afternoon, a bride and a groom; everyday after the sun and the moon.
Over the moon, the bride and the groom.
The expectant bride wants a quick proposal; the terrified groom wants a quick wedding.
Modern Thought Proverbs, Aphorisms and Epigrams 