Modern Thought Proverbs, Aphorisms and Epigrams

Bitter is better on wry.  

Wry helps with coping — after overdosing.

Straight needs bait; wry needs a tuna. 

Straight whacks; wry cracks.

Roll with droll; fly with wry. 

Aslants trump rants. 

Clip the quip; flip and rip. 

Pity, pity, never witty. 

The mocking bird gets the squirm.