Posts Tagged ‘church’

The best reason to go to church is for the sake of everyone else.

The cure for church is laughter; there is no cure for laughter.

Hypocrites are not people who go to church and fail, but people who hate the church for failing in the same ways that they do.

A church is a place where people unworthy of heaven love people who feel unworthy of earth.

If your mind is your church, you’ll attend alone.

Imperfect church is God’s imperfect means of perfecting imperfect people.

A church is a family — brace yourself.

Nature makes a great temple for those who want animal sacrifice as part of the worship service.

Comedy is for those who laugh, tragedy for those who cry and church is for those who are willing for their cry to become a laugh.

Heaven will begin with a long silence; this will be to heal us from church.

Religions ruin with rifles.

The well will be most shocked in hell.

Religion can be a pain in the apse.

Abecedarians are seldom contrarians.

The rupture of the saints — it has already occurred.

The great cathedrals may collapse under their own weight, so too the faithful may fall by too much religion.

Those who think the great religions are all alike show how very little they know about the great religions.

Those who say the great religions of the world have nothing in common, show how biased they are in favor of their own limited brand of spirituality.

When a spiritual group becomes a club, it’s just a holy ruba-dub-dub.

Many great religious leaders can’t seem to stand succeeding at being unselfish.

Religions traffic in truth as if it were medicine: Take two propositions and go to bed.

Religious conflict is normal; fear makes it dangerous.