Children relieve us from the boredom of being adults.
Children may be seen but not heard — when asleep.
A child a day keeps leisure at bay.
The timeout is to train children and reward parents.
A child should always say what’s cute, and laugh when she is tickled too.
Spare the dad, spoil the child – be nice to the mom too.
Reject a child, reject yourself.
Abuse a child, obliterate yourself.
The glory of civilization is a good story, a soft chair, a warm light and a curious child.
To love a child is to love oneself.
Childood heals us of adulthood.
Children know the truth — until we teach them otherwise.
The common cold could be entirely irradicated if we got rid of children.
We are never not children.
Modern Thought Proverbs, Aphorisms and Epigrams 