Never discount wit; give it away for free.

Wit is ephemeral; fortunately so is dullness.

Bore your enemies with silence; save witticisms for your friends.

Veteran wits verb in soft mitts.

Today’s touché; tomorrow’s cliche.

Wit’s a drilling tool; bore the ghoul, drill the fool.

The obstetrician is afforded the finest opportunity for wit, and the mortician.

The only thing better than a good party is a good repartee.

Wit is not the curse of the drinking class.

The best wit gets the best side split.

Wit requires a little bit.

Holy, holy, holy — is the highest dollery.

Wilde, Churchill and Gabor were blessed with a little more.

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