Live quietly; leave a loud legacy.

Bury the dead; keep their stories alive.

Live in such a way that you leave behind an entertaining funeral.

Love helps heal life; ceremonies help mend death.

A funeral, a microphone, verbosity — it’s a modern repeat of Thermopylae.

Love your family; craft an inspiring funeral.

Treat your children in such a way that they don’t hate each other at your funeral.

Facelifts, implants and wigs don’t ward off death; they just make the corpses weirder.

Eulogies are all the good stuff, nothing bad; how odd when the only criteria to be invited is to know otherwise.

All it takes to ignite a vicious family funeral is for one wealthy member to die.

Funerals seem to draw a disproportionate number of folks who appear to have been already been buried.

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