Historians are switchative, subjunctive to indicative.

History depletes itself.

History is always on the side of the spinners.

His story; her gory.

Governments crush; none blush.

Hagiography, bragiography.

History tutors beginnings, dominates middles and crushes ends.

History turns a million motives into one story.

Winners write history; losers read it.

Behavior becomes history.

Every history is revisionist; every historian is an excisionist.

I have an imaginary friend; I found him in a history book.

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