These thought proverbs, anti-proverbs and axiomatic truths were created by Randy Hasper.
A good proverb is like a good foot-bridge troll, short-statured, sturdy and armed with a vicious bite.
Stodgy is dodgy.
Side-step no prep.
Blame is dodge ball, derision a tall wall.
Dodge little; invite spittle.
Duck the cluck.
Dodge raging; prevent aging.
“I can’t” is dodgy, “I won’t” borders splodgy.
Voting is dodging; solve your own problems.
Complaining is a dangerous dodge, cynicism a hunting lodge.
Hate is humanity’s last, desperate, cowardly dodge.
You might dodge your own humanity; you won’t dodge your own infinity.
Succeed then duck.
Fling muck then duck.
Love ducks nothing.
Duck compliments; take criticisms on the chin.
After every failure, duck your own punch.
Rake muck then duck.
A true friend is always found swinging punches beside you.
We all duck, but loyalty comes up swinging.
Email is a form of ducking.
You can’t duck your own muck.
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