The news is booze.
Too newsy make us woozy.
Bad news makes a bad brood.
Inoculate yourself against news; interpret life for yourself.
The news comes with choices; reality has many voices.
The news is gored and stored for the bored horde.
We become what we believe.
We seek the worst contorted first.
We have a penchant for the negative, the editative, the sedative.
All reporters are reality contorters.
The government brews a batch of news.
Modern Thought Proverbs, Aphorisms and Epigrams 