Wit

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Never discount wit; give it away for free.

Holy, holy, holy — is the highest dollery.

Wit is ephemeral; fortunately, so is dullness.

Bore your enemies with silence; save witticisms for your friends.

Veteran wits verb with soft bits.

Today’s touché; tomorrow’s cliche.

Wit’s a drilling tool; bore the ghoul, drill the fool.

The obstetrician is afforded the finest opportunity for wit, and the mortician.

The only thing better than a good party is a good repartee.

The best wit gets the best side split.

Wit requires a little bit.

Wilde, Churchill and Gabor were all blessed with a little more.

Wit may prompt a laughing fit, and yet omit truth’s needed hit.

Veracity is the soul of wit — and brevity.

We live by our wit, but we die with no snarky remarks at all.

At wit’s ends find the words of friends.

Sell with euphemisms, buy with witticisms.

Brevity is the sole, heel, vamp, tongue and eyelet of wit — except when it isn’t.

A half-wit beats a whole twit.

A repartee a day keeps wit in play, and a pun amps up the fun.

A household wit has three low muses: bawdy, naughty, and potty.

Wit sunders; love mends blunders.