India gave us zero and it turned out to be a lot.
When the noses God gave us were lost, India invented more.
All India is the gift of the Himalayas.
A river, a monsoon and a bride are the treasures of India.
A unified India was the great dream of civilization; the partition of India, the proof that we are yet an uncivilized world.
India is sugar and spice — curry, coriander, ginger, garlic, chili pepper, cinnamon, clove, cardamom, cumin, nutmeg — and every spice nice.
Harappa and Mohenjo Daro – the good life has always been defined by good shelter, plenty of food and an indoor bathroom.
Class lines, status markers, the oppression of the poor — all the world trafficks in caste.
Many religions have laid waste to people, but Hinduism has recycled them all.
There are sacred cows, but what is sacred is never cowed.
Siddhartha taught India to love, Ashoka taught them kindness, Chandra Gupta taught them art, the British taught them hatred and Ghandi taught them to love again.
Each family of the earth is its own curry and the recipe resides in their love for each other.
India has gorgeous reds and stunning oranges but its dark skin tones are its most beautiful colors.
India has survived de-Indiafication.
Modern Thought Proverbs, Aphorisms and Epigrams 
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Posted: August 2, 2012 in electionsTags: commentary on the 2012 election, Election, election humor, election news with a twist, elections, humor about politicians, modern political proverbs, political quotes, proverbs about elections, snarky political quotes, the election, the presidential race
Inspect before you elect.
Voting is wise guessing.
Politics an animal, the populace its teeth, election its muzzle.
Voting will increase when not voting becomes painful enough.
We elect what we like in ourselves; we impeach what we don’t.
Good public service is like good tennis — you serve within the lines.
A politician is like a pick pocket; you don’t know you’ve been had until their gone.
The idea of a Presidency was invented by the first tallest man.
What one must do to get elected usually disqualifies one from being elected.
To compare a campaign promise to a soap bubble is to gravely insult soap.
We vociferously condemn politicians for their immoralities because they have exposed our own.
Politicians — what we don’t know they won’t no.
Rejection by election beats correction by insurrection.
Going to the polls is like going to the mall — except you don’t get to try them on first.
Representative government exists because of laziness, class prejudice and the slowness of the horse.
Elections are magic shows where the rich fool the poor into thinking they are the same person.
The Vice Presidency is like the witness protection program — you disappear.
I know of nothing more hilarious, more entertaining while eating a hot dog, more reminiscent of our apple-pied past, and yet more powerful in motivating me to set off on my evening stroll into fresh air, than watching the lies told by politicians about each other during a well-contested, televised American national election.
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